So each of the Knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north through the dark forest of Ewing accompanied by his favorite minstrel
Camelot Castle
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
Brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his...(Robin interrupts the song) "Eh, that's enough music for now lads. Look's like there's dirty work afoot. (Robin
had encountered the dreaded Knightess!)
The most fierest creature for Yards around. Why she had a mean streak a mile wide!
For second after second Robin held his own, but the onslaught proved too much for the brave Knight. Scarcely was his armor damp when Robin suddenly, dramatically changed his tactic...."He's buggered off!!!"..."So he has, he's scarpered!"
(After Robin runs away from the 3-Headed Knight)
MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat
ROBIN: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
